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Interviewing myself

I last did this May 2nd, 2006- its time for an update and side by side comparison to see my metamorphosis…lol

2011 version:

If I were a month, I would be March
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be 4 pm
If I were a planet, I would be Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I would be a turtle
If I were a direction, I would be West
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a cushy couch
If I were a sin, I would be envy
If I were a drink, I would be chocolate milk
If I were a stone, I would be onyx
If I were a tree, I would be japanese cherry blossom
If I were a bird, I would be a warbler
If I were a tool, I would be a hammer
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a light snowfall
If I were a mythical creature, I would be mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano
If I were an animal, I would be a chipmunk
If I were a colour, I would be gray
If I were an emotion, I would be calm
If I were a vegetable, I would be carrots
If I were a sound, I would be a “foof!”
If I were an element, I would be air
If I were a car, I would be a mini cooper
If I were a song, I would be one i wrote myself
If I were a movie, I would be Amelie
If I were a book, I would be Neverwhere, by Gaiman
If I were a food, I would be chocolate
If I were a place, I would be Ireland
If I were a taste, I would be sweet
If I were a scent, I would be grass
If I were a religion, I would be peace
If I were a word, I would be “relax”
If I were a body part, I would be a hand
If I were a facial expression, I would be smirk
If I were a subject in school, I would be art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be the pink panther
If I were a shape, I would be an angle of some sort
If I were a number, I would be a pi
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a a pair of tights
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be a black stone in something
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be boots

2006 version:

If I were a month, I would be January
If I were a day of the week, I would be saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be Fri. night
If I were a planet, I would be saturn
If I were a sea animal, I would be a turtle
If I were a direction, I would be southwest
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bookshelf
If I were a sin, I would be lust
If I were a drink, I would be chocolate milk
If I were a stone, I would be onyx
If I were a tree, I would be japanese cherry blossom
If I were a bird, I would be an african grey
If I were a tool, I would be a wrench
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a lightning storm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be Pegasus
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano
If I were an animal, I would be a sugar glider
If I were a colour, I would be gray
If I were an emotion, I would be tranquil
If I were a vegetable, I would be carrots
If I were a sound, I would be a “PING!”
If I were an element, I would be air
If I were a car, I would be a mini cooper
If I were a song, I would be one i wrote myself
If I were a movie, I would be Amelie
If I were a book, I would be Neverwhere, by Gaiman
If I were a food, I would be chocolate
If I were a place, I would be Ireland
If I were a taste, I would be sweet
If I were a scent, I would be obsession by CK
If I were a religion, I would be overanalyzed
If I were a word, I would be “relax”
If I were a body part, I would be an ear
If I were a facial expression, I would be smirk
If I were a subject in school, I would be art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be the pink panther
If I were a shape, I would be an angle of some sort
If I were a number, I would be a derivative of 3 or 7
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a jean mini-skirt
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be a black choker
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be a pretty pink beret

Posted: February 9th, 2011 under quiz - No Comments.

gus reaches for the stars

a poem for my drawing by my friend Kristy Albury

gus reaches for the stars

the stars they shine so far away
but gus knows magic words to say
to bring the sky back down to earth
to show the day the night’s true worth
a time of beauty, shadows dance
they sing and laugh, all in a trance
and gus whispers into the night
the stars and moon cast down their light
and keep all safe, they chase the fears
that sometimes live when darkness nears

gus shouts aloud now
“God, thank you!”
the moon, it bows, the skies change hue

and gus, wishes, he will someday
become a star, he hopes and prays

Posted: December 30th, 2010 under art, poetry - No Comments.

changes

So yes its been a while since I last posted.

Im in a new city, new state, new apartment, new job, new weather, new everything.

so far so good, except for the fact that it takes me like 45 minutes to get ready in the morning bc of winter gear. bah!

Its the Friday before my birthday, I turn 33. hm? I feel weird about it. Not too thrilled, its too close to 35. and then its all downhill from there, right? Who knows.

anyway, here’s a pretty pic of the Fall that was, and now Winter cometh with a vengeance!

Posted: December 17th, 2010 under apartment, environment - No Comments. Tags: ,

Common Pit Bull Myths – Uncovering the Real Pit Bull



i love pee-tees :) all dogs, but from experience i can tell you, pit bulls and other similar bully breeds have some of the sweetest dispositions in dogdom!

its a shame breeds are banned because of a few incidents getting media attention. but the reports are not accurate! judge for yourself, until then, read this from The Dog Files:

When you hear “pit bull” what is the first thing that comes to your mind? Many people are fearful of pit bulls. I believe that people fear what they do not understand, and my goal in writing this is to uncover a few myths concerning the misunderstood pit bull.

Myth #1: Pit Bulls are aggressive to humans. This myth strikes up fear in many people. They think that because pit bulls were bred to fight other dogs that they must be aggressive towards people also. This is false. In fact, pit bull breeders and dog fighters selected against human aggression; it was bred out of the breed. Dog fighters were often in the ring with the dogs, and they needed to be able to pull two fighting dogs apart without getting injured.

Pit bulls are common in American history. Petey from “Our Gang” was a pit bull. They are considered “nanny dogs” because they do so well with children. Many pit bulls were decorated war dogs, such as Sergeant Stubby who was the most decorated war dog in World War I.

Today, pit bulls serve as therapy dogs and service dogs. They are trained for search and rescue and bomb sniffing; some are trained to be police dogs. Their loyalty and eagerness to please has attracted many to this breed.

Myth #2: Pit Bulls can lock their jaw. Simply stated, the jaws of the pit bull have the same functionally of any other dog breed. There is no locking mechanism.

Myth #3: Banning Pit Bulls will decrease the incidents of dog bites. Banning one breed or a group of breeds considered dangerous is not the answer. Many places that have enforced breed bans have not had a decrease in dog bites. Breed bans do not work for many reasons, but the main reason they do not work is because breed bans DO NOT punish dog fighters and irresponsible dog owners. Dog fighters will continue to do what they do illegally. Irresponsible dog owners will continue to be irresponsible, despite what dog breed they own.

I believe there are better alternatives to breed bans. Firstly, stricter punishments and higher fines for dog fighting and animal abuse should be enforced. At the moment, dog fighters and animal abusers get off fairly easy. They serve a little jail time and/or pay a small fine, depending on which state they are in.

Secondly, irresponsible dog ownership needs to be punished. Owners need to follow leash laws and be in control of their dog(s) at all times. Any dog can be aggressive.

Posted: February 22nd, 2010 under pets - No Comments.

EMERY CAT!

LOL

“Now Your Cat Can Trim Their Own Claws With Emery Cat™ Board. It’s The Fun New Kitty Scratcher That Actually Grooms Cats‘ Claws While They Play!”
nice

Posted: November 28th, 2009 under kitty, random - 1 Comment.

my juju is in the newspaper!!!

Posted on Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009

Color My Gallery in Miami Springs receives rave reviews
By JENNA FARMER

With Art Basel, Miami’s premier art show, just around the corner, Miami Springs gallery owner Humberto Busto staged a more modest show last week. The photography exhibit at Busto’s Color My Gallery, though smaller in scale, drew rave reviews.

“I came out tonight because I think this kind of thing is very important,” said Raul Lopez Pomares of Westchester, who also said he helped some of the artists install their work on the gallery walls.

“This should happen as often as possible; you can never have enough art,” he said of the gallery, at 8 Curtiss Pkwy.


Posted: November 25th, 2009 under art, juju, photography - No Comments.

Moco the supermutt


Moco the supermutt , originally uploaded by nreeque.

my new friend and dearest headache!!!
oh the kitties are not amused!

Posted: September 5th, 2009 under pets - No Comments.

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